So Tila Tequila, once famous for… whatever it was she was famous for, has renounced her past apolitical ways and embraced lunatic conspiracy theories about reptilians. And yet, despite her rapid transformation from non-political figure to fringe political figure, she’s managed to teach us an important lesson about the sorry state of our society: There’s something wrong with US society because Tila Tequila makes more sense than Thomas Friedman. Not because I ever expected Thomas Friedman to make sense, of course, but because Tila Tequila peddling lunatic conspiracy theories ought not to even be in the same league as highly paid op-ed writers for a US paper of record. But I was reading her website, which I had been introduced to knowing full well it was going to contain reptilian-type conspiracy theories, and I have to say that there’s some stuff there I find sympathetic.
It all started with this article on Amanda Bynes, which frankly, pretty much exactly conforms to my understanding of the treatment of women in the entertainment industry:
I do not jump on the evil media bandwagon in trying to destroy this girl knowing damned well that there is another hidden truth behind the bullshit that is currently being put out there to slander the poor girl, and shame on all of you who think someone’s life that could be in danger, that you find it all so entertaining.
Disagree with one word of that. I dare you.
You see most of these child stars were handpicked, and groomed so that they would grow up to be a massive money maker. Nothing more than a cash cow for those greedy evil ones who have no concern nor care for human life whatsoever! These children are just bread to be used as money making pawns, and once their MK Ultra starts to “Malfunction” that is when they will use their powerful tool called “Mainstream Media” to spin the story in oh so many ways so that the truth will never see the light of day. Well, I am going to make sure that this time…. THE TRUTH SHALL BE KNOWN! Most child stars who are groomed since childhood to become stars usually are under mind control. They are just a puppet. So what happens is that one day with certain people their Mind Control starts to malfunction, and this is why they start to “act” very out of character. That is because for so long, for their entire lives they have been conditioned and told who they were, what they like, what to wear, and basically have no sense of their own identify of who their real “SELF” is.
I know it’s difficult to separate the tone of that rant from the knowledge that the author believes in reptilians, but yeah, honestly, there is clearly a sort of “thought control” attempted by the entertainment industry on stars. Amanda Bynes (or Britney Spears for that matter) is a kind of “victim” of an industry that used her for massive profit, and while they paid her handsomely for it, the emotional, psychological, and physical cost must have been tremendous. She quotes Amanda Bynes’s twitter for evidence of the rage Amanda Bynes feels at trying to liberate herself from her gilded cage:
I read the whole thing and I have to say it’s a more accurate take on Hollywood than you’ll get either in “entertainment news” or “legitimate” news sources’ take on Hollywood. You can call her crazy, but she went crazy by going through the same Hollywood machine that she is therefore self-evidently more qualified to critique than you.
Her take on “Middle East” politics is as religion-obsessed (and therefore totally inaccurate) as large portions of the mainstream media’s, but then for that exact reason, any of you who follow “Middle East” developments in a mainstream news source are in no position to judge her for bringing up Islam and Judaism when they’re not the real issue at hand (lol it’s the economy and the development of civil society and junk, stupid). And yeah, sure, she mentions “reptilians” in that article, but then, everyone in the mainstream media is also making up things for us to focus on in the place of serious political concerns, like “Israel’s right to exist”.
And speaking of which, that’s another thing I like about her: She knows that Israel is an apartheid state. That alone makes her smarter than half of Fox and CNN’s talking heads.
More importantly, she’s aware that we’re destroying our own future with our current capitalistic model of development, and that in the even shorter term we’re looking at potential economic collapse. Tila Tequila might be insane, but then what do we call a society that can’t even look itself in the mirror as it tries to control a planet it is leading the charge in destroying, taking thousands of lives a year through senseless wars in the process?
Honestly, I’m less bothered by her belief in archons or whatever than I am by the fact that apparently she’s a vegan or some shit.
Since I don’t believe our current electoral system can possibly result in anything other than symbolic support for one or the other flavor of oligarchical murderer, I’ll be voting for Tila Tequila in 2016. I hope she arrests all you reptilian warmongers.